Meddlesome Monica’s known to society
As a lady who’s got a most constant anxiety
To tell each and all of us what are our failings,
And to discourse on her own acute ailings.
Just whistle or cough,And she’ll snap your head off ;
And although she deserves, A rousing good smack,
She’ll answer you back, That its due to her nerves.
So don’t contradict poor Meddlesome Monica.