Balbus Bibulus os Rome
Who knew ” Strong drink’s a mocker,”
Drank several bottles, toddled home
And went clean off his rocker.
He said ” My friends I do declare
” I think I’m Saint Augustin.”
He rent his clothes and tore his hair
(His manners were disgustin’).
When Doctors Hic and Hoc were summoned
He thought he would beguile ’em
By saying he was Bulldog Drummond.
Said Doctor Hic ‘ Asylum!”