Nautical Joe is a skinny old man, who eats a big meal whenever he can,
And fidgets and frets and has memory losses,
He’s got prominent eyes and a dripping proboscis,
While he’s giddy and nervous and can’t stand the heat,
He’s the boy for strong liquor and does like his meat,
When he’s called on to work, he just murmurs “Aye! Aye ! Sir “,
Though he’s got sore throat and a fluent coryza.