As on his beat the bobby tramps
He often comes a cropper,
Because of his spasmodic cramps ;
His cough and asthma warn the thief
Engaged upon his thieving,
Alas, Poor Robert, to his grief !
Only arrests his breathing.
And so, although we need not fear
Thats Robert’s going to collar us.
This right remedy gonna clear
The asthmas, cramps and choleras.